
bohemiaisnotdead:
Wait…they don’t love you like I love you.
(via fuckyeah-yeahyeahyeahs)

nihilizmus:
Carve your name into my arm. Instead of stressed, I lie here charmed.
(via 1251-ludlow)
glamour-parade:
How do you politely tell someone that you want them naked on top of you
(Source: surf4ces, via trigger-hippiee)
epic-humor:
riders-of-brohan:“I’ve lost weight” I announced.
Everyone congratulated me.
But Weight was the name of my son.
(Source: nostalgiaultra, via m0nsterlover)
multipack:
the bible said adam and eve not socks and sandals
(via fetusmargaritas)
nbcemployee:
the uglier the snapchat, the closer the friendship
(Source: foodtrucker, via kingstolemycrown)